Well well, it recently decided to go with my girlfriend to see Saw "3D" movie, eager to finish the gore film series that so far I have liked. Well, was not planning to see it in 3D, for the price and such, but when I get to the cinema, I say it is mandatory to see it in 3D, not 2D bid. I thought "Well, nothing, that I get in this world of 3D how good reviews are from Avatar." A milestone of 15 for me.
When I pay the 16 euros for 2 tickets and go to the room, begin trailers. So excited that 5 year old with a lollipop, I placed my three-dimensional vision goggle technology, hoping to see excel swords, guns or whatever in the trailers.
Another milestone for me. Trailers and more trailers and nothing. All in perfect and immaculate 2D, and me with the glasses. Well, I concluded that maybe I had to clean (poor deluded). I get a washcloth húmeda (que nos dieron amablemente junto a las gafas) y me pongo a limpiarlas. Me las coloco de nuevo , impregnándome del fuerte olor de la toallita... pero nada... ni un solo fotograma en 3D. Después viene el trailer de Torrente 4, en el cual, y con el permiso de mi novia pero tengo que decirlo, esperaba que al menos una teta de las tantas que salieron se me acercara a la cara, para saber por lo menos que los 3 o 4 euros del maldito 3D habían hecho algo. Pero nada, las tetas se quedaron en la pantalla, y de ahí no pasaron....
Finalmente, comienza Saw VII, no pienso llamarla más Saw "3D". Comienzan los asesinatos.... Un asesinato, dos asesinatos, tres asesinatos.... Intestinos, ojos y other organs and I could not see up close or a bitch epithelial cell. My girlfriend said I got to see how 2 pieces of meat approached him in the face, but I do not see anything like that ... To make matters worse, on top of not seeing the 3D movie I swallowed the darker, since these glasses darken the screen, so I was about to take them off, but nothing more than what was paid, leaving me no balls ...
the movie is finished, and I give him the wonderful spectacles the guy in the door. Could he be quiet, that I meant to take such shit to my house. I have come to see better with 3D glasses whores who bring Chocapic.
If you want to see it. id not the movies. Abide to come out on DVD, or if you are normal people, watch it online.
A greeting.
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| More fake ticket 38 euros |
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